Meet Sherome; he's a manager at Hungry Howie's. He's got a lot of things on his mind, especially when it comes to the scheduling of work times. You see, Sherome's had to work every Friday and Saturday night, from 6 PM - 4 AM, for about two months running. Though he didn't enjoy it, Sherome has put up with his schedule... UNTIL NOW!

Recently, Sherome layed the smack down in the form of a notice written on the schedule at Howie's. It read as such:

First of all, I just love my schedule for this week.
Not only am I working yet another Saturday, that I R/O'd for,
but I have 30+ hours to boot. Maybe I have
things I would like to do on the weekend like jack off, stalk
the Japanese exchange students, go party with the aforementioned students,
or, I don't know, Study! Speaking of which, that is the reason why
I asked off on Sundays in the first place. Now I have to work
the whole weekend plus my normal weekly schedule. Do not
hold it against me if I slap an old lady just because she
she pronounces the "MMM" in CinnaMMM bread.
Now my weekend is basically work, sleep, work, sleep, etc. Also to
Alex, it's been fun playing this game with you, but please
return what you stole from me. I really don't like being
punished because you literally wrote a check yo' ass couldn't
cash.

Have a nice day.

Signed,

"The black guy
who always works on
the weekends by himself"

The note has been completely scratched out, but that didn't stop several other employees from commenting on the treatise.

I think I
work at a
Daycare
sometimes

-Sanders

and, also

I DEMAND
More absorbent toilet paper!

Ween post up by Monday, I promise.