Sweet, that party looked like fun.
 

Is it just me or does Caroline look ridiculously hott as a DJ.
 

Too bad you missed a DBT concert in Nashville. They played for 4 hours, including 5 or so of the songs of their upcoming album
 

That last picture is incredibly foreshadowing, er at least it looks as if it would be that way. Like someone took that picture, and then the two girls just ripped open your abdomen and ate your intestines or something.

-Jon M.
 

Since the pictures were taken by me, and not of me, I'm not that disappointed. But hmm... "No basis for explanations"? Terrible excuse. This is clearly a personal attack, and a pretty cheap one at that.

Citing as evidence, a quote from the October 19, 2005 post, "It's About Time" regarding Wes Anderson Characters vs. Quentin Tarantino Characters:

"Anyway, in the midst of the Rivers' Room assembly, Matt picked up my camera off of the desk and took a few pictures: ...

Not bad pictures. They're a little self-centered, but coming from me that's a compliment."

Anyways, my verdict is that you deleted a slew of perfectly good pictures out of spite. Anyone else agree?
 

hey trent let's just forget those pictures ever happened and listen to some wu-tang instead:

http://my.opera.com/VegaYojimbo/blog/show.dml/144135
 

Quite the contrary, a great many of the pictures were of you; and the ones that weren't of you, well, they sucked.

Besides, posed pictures generally aren't my thing.

Plus, Matt asked me if he could use my camera. Matt is a respectable human being, and you ain't. Eat it.
 

It's pretty convenient that the pictures I took of you are the only ones that didn't get the axe.

At least I know how to spell pederast.

And have you not seen A Clockwork Orange? The way your description of my costume reads would suggest that you didn't get the (blatantly obvious) reference. By the way, I was wearing fake eyelashes, not fake eyelids.

Also, "posed pictures generally aren't my thing"? The scene captured in "ChandleRichardViviana.jpg" was absolutely dictated by you. I was there. And I wasn't oozing sweat in a fetal position on the couch. But hey, I guess that's just something that's done by you respectable folk.

Anyways, despite the unwarranted pugnacity of your closing remarks, this was a pretty good post. Just don't expect me to tolerate your incivility.
 

First: I didn't really delete the pictures.

It's just much easier to avoid spending the time cropping pictures that I didn't take, and, therefore, don't give a shit about. Then, if I can piss someone off in the process, then I pretty much win in all possible ways. Right?

Right.

If you want to take pictures and put them up on a website, maybe you should invest your surplus income on a digital camera; not Hot Topic merchandise.

Second: Isn't the reason that I included the pictures you took of me in the suite pretty obvious?

How much shit would I catch if I didn't include those? I was the most fucked up person there. If I can't take hit of being embarrassed on this website, then how can I ask the same of others?

Third: Are you that desperate for dirt on me that you're checking the file names of my pictures? It's called a "typo", and the reason I didn't change it is because I didn't think anyone had the kind of free time required, or cared enough, to point out the grammatical errors in a file name.

Fourth: No, I haven't seen A Clockwork Orange. I think I've mentioned this to you before. I also haven't seen Barry Lyndon or Eyes Wide Shut. Can you deal with that?

Fifth: There's a difference between a "posed picture" and an installation. I consider the picture you mentioned to be the latter. Also, notice I said "generally", that means most of the time, but not always.

Sixth: Quote: "And I wasn't oozing sweat in a fetal position on the couch. But hey, I guess that's just something that's done by you respectable folk."

You can't begin a sentence with "and" or "but", dude. And I didn't grab a knife and lock myself in a bathroom threatening suicide over random high school affair #8. And I didn't spill the beans to my dad about my friend's personal business for some vague and indiscernible reason. And I didn't pass-out outside on the concrete. And I didn't vomit on my living room carpet. And I didn't vomit in Miles' car. And I didn't go to AHS during first period six fuckin' months after I'd graduated, walk into a classroom, and tell the kids that "college is overrated".

Please, don't call my dignity into question. Sure, mine has been compromised many times, but I've still got some left.

Seventh: "Pugnacity"? Nice try, but Thesaurus.com doesn't make you sound smarter.

Lastly: Chill the fuck out. You, of all people, should know that I make inflammatory comments because most people can't take a joke. I think that's funny, and I think that it's funny that you don't think that's funny. Isn't that funny?
 

I'm just giving you what you wanted, sweetheart. I'm cool as a cucumber. I'm pretty sure my arguments rock the shit out of yours. But yeah, it was pretty funny.

P.S. Since when have I needed dignity?
 

There's a difference between shame and dignity, my friend.
 

Rivers +1
 

Well, since everyone's enveloped their mouths around Rivers' dick and not mine, I guess I'll go ahead and concede defeat.

May you all choke on nineteen years worth of unused semen.

Rivers: 1
Trent: 0
 

Damn, now I'm going to have to bring up the fact that Trent made out with a dude.
 

Rivers used to touch me in my sleep when he'd spend the night at my house.
 

One time, Trent turned one of his eye sockets into a fuck hole, and made me watch while he got triple face banged by Patrick Stewart and Cookie Monster.

(Cookie Monster has two wangs.)
 

Hey, this is my fantasy, goddammit! It's Patrick Stewart.
 

Aww! Rivers, I'm so sorry I was cross with you. Let's be best friends forever!
 

oh man don't fall for that shit

pictures+comments=Core blog post of the year so far