Yesterday at around 2 PM I received an e-mail from someone named "Bourgeois Jessie" titled "Re: Semantics". It actually wasn't a reply to anything because I don't know, nor have I ever e-mailed, anyone named "Bourgeois Jessie". The e-mail, however, proved to be very entertaining, nonetheless. Contained in the letter was an advertisement for Viagra and Cialis; but there was text too. It read as follows:

"corporation to him, this concealment, into which I am so unhappy as to have
try Could I defend my conduct if I did not, sir? I returned, with all
east risk of being bitten, he kept it between his teeth so
patronage corners and flutings, for sticking knives and forks in, which,
electron particularly when she made Jip stand on his hind legs for toast,
dispel You have heard Miss Murdstone, said Mr. Spenlow, turning to me.
contiguous uncomfortable state, and with a warm shooting all over me, as if my
sleep After tea we had the guitar; and Dora sang those same dear old
ponder stopping short upon the hearth-rug. Have you considered your
primus Often and often we pursued these debates until the clock pointed to
ecstatic Could I defend my conduct if I did not, sir? I returned, with all
look must, you are aware, be restricted to the Commons here, we will
maneuver Dora, teeming with expressions of devoted affection.
sweat so, before. Sincerely, honestly, indeed, Mr. Spenlow, I never
say upon his toes and heels alternately, my suitable provision for my
anomalous verging on the Desert of Sahara; but she soon found out how matters
clipping interruption or two, as Hear. or No. or Oh. when the text
lodgings her opinion that he should have done this at first.
halting the page to keep the place, and his right arm flourishing above his
kudos letters in her possession; and ultimately obtained from her the"

I get the feeling that someone in Central America doesn't know that Babelfish translations don't change the word order. My favorite line is "Mr. Spenlow, turning to me. contiguous uncomfortable state, and with a warm shooting all over me". I'm sure that was something really sexy in Bourgeois Jessie's native tongue. And did I catch a "primus" in there?

Everyone should read their spam once in a while.