In what is quite possibly the funniest news story to ever come out of Iraq, last night the Military received word from the Mujahedeen rebels in Iraq that they had captured a soldier by the name of "John Adam". It took the head honchos of the most powerful military on the face of the planet all night to figure out that John Adam was a toy. IT WAS A FUCKING TOY!



Look at it! How fucking drunk would the people at the Pentagon have to be to think for even a second that this might be a real person? Good god, look at the gun. It's PLASTIC. NOT REAL. Fuckin' A.

Big up to Mirror.co.uk for the story.