In celebration of Chinese New Year, I'm unleashing four things that kick a lot of ass.



This is it, the new Lewis Black CD. You all had better be appreciative of this opportunity. If you had any idea how hard it was for me to find this, you'd be groveling at my feet for providing this service.

1. Super Bowl Redux
2. MTV
3. Halftime '04
4. What Sex Are They?
5. Gay Marriage
6. Justin & Janet
7. America Loses Its Mind
8. Nipple Clamps
9. One Nation Under God
10. Michael Jackson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Ronald Reagan
11. Voting (A Flashback)
12. Iraq, An Idiot's Delight



Truth be told, I'm not much of a Velvet Underground fan as it stands. Maybe this will be a good way of getting me into them. However, no matter how into them I might become, there is no way in hell that I would support Matt's ridiculous claim that The Velvet Underground were better or more influential than the Beatles or whatever the fuck he said about them. Anyway, here it is:

1. Who Loves the Sun?
2. Sweet Jane
3. Rock & Roll
4. Cool it Down
5. New Age
6. Head Held High
7. Lonesome Cowboy Bill
8. I Found A Reason
9. Train 'Round the Bend
10. Oh! Sweet Nuthin'

I guess while we're still on the subject of Phish, here is something that you're all going to want to hear. The famed acapella version of "Freebird" from the same show:

Freebird (Acapella)



Mike Gordon's 2003 Solo release.

1. Take Me Out (Part I)
2. Bone Delay
3. Outside Out
4. Admoop
5. The Beltless Buckler
6. Soulfood Man
7. The Teacher
8. Gatekeeper
9. Couch Lady
10. Major Minor
11. The Lesson
12. Exit Wounds
13. Steel Bones
14. Take Me Out (Part II)
15. Take Me Out (Outro)



Some of my favorite bits from the late Bill Hicks. I'd kill to hear what Bill would have to say about the current Bush Administration. Too soon Bill, too soon.

"Freebird!"

The Hooligans V.S. The Bloods

The Night Jay Leno Finally Does It

What is Pornography?

COPS

Gays in the Military

Rush Limbaugh

Dinosaurs in the Bible

Happy Lunar New Year Everyone!