A Quick Observation Before Bedtime

You know, I'm pretty happy with my life right now, and I'm pretty sure that I'm in good mental health. I say this because no more than a minute ago I witnessed something that made me question this like it's never been questioned before.

As I stepped into the bathroom to brush my teeth before bed just now, I saw something that I thought I'd never see. Two gentlemen were stationed three sinks down from me. One had a razor in his hand. The other was facing the mirror with no pants on. The first guy was kneeling behind the second and he was SHAVING HIS ASS. This I swear on my life. I couldn't make this up. I'm too tired to make shit like this up. I would have a picture to prove it, but I don't think the pair would've taken too kindly to this.

I finally realized what college is all about. It's not about education, oh no. It's one big psychological test. If you can still be a normal person after witnessing a man shaving another man's ass, you get the degree of your choice. It's that simple. Personally, I don't think I can pass that test, so I've decided to become a heroin addict. Does anyone know where I can get some smack? Please.