Tuesday, October 26, 2004

 

Chongo 2004


^Vote for this guy^

As I read Mr. Jones' website tonight, I noticed that Charlie announced his candidacy for the position of Lee County Comissioner in the comments section of one of the posts. I don't know how serious he is, but I'd like to make this happen, or at least noticed in some way.

If your planning on voting Tuesday which, if you're able to, YOU SHOULD BE! you should definately consider writing Charlie in the box. He's running against Mathan Holt.

Fun Facts About Mr. Holt:

- Mathan molests kittens.

- Osama Bin Laden is Mathan's best buddy.

- Mathan loves to burn crosses in his spare time.

- He has an appalling number of dead hookers buried under his house.


Now that I've made it obvious who you should vote for, go out and do your civic duty. Sock it to that fucking Nazi!

Just in case you were wondering, it's spelled F-R-I-T-S-C-H-N-E-R

Mathan (up until now) was running unopposed. Therefore, if you and/or your parents feel so inclined, they can either vote for no one, or they can vote for a true visionary. So, everyone, tell your parents. It just might work. Besides, even if Chongo doesn't get elected, a dozen or so people voting for a random dude has to throw them off a little at the ol' Lee County polling station.

"Chongo 2K4: A Stronger Lee County"

posted by Rivers  # 11:31 PM
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Consider it done.

--MJ
 
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