Well, apparently I haven't learned my lesson. I just can't leave well enough alone. So, what other choice do I have other than to start over from scratch. The answer is, none. I have no choice. You have no choice.

As for the name, which is spelled correctly, I'm not trying to be self-righteous or "pretentious" as some would say. I'm merely referring to what the good people at the Auburn Police Department called me back during "the good old days". This is a not so clever reference to the late actor River Phoenix, who was known for his drug use, in fact that's what did him in. Back in those days I had a reputation for being somewhat of a wild child. Yes, everyone, including the police, thought that I was on crack. I only found out about the name upon my pseudo-arrest for mooning cars, and filming it. Oh my God, there is totally a viscous cycle here. Whatever.

Anyway, I suppose that it's also relevant in relation to what happened to the last website, but I won't go in to that... Actually, I will. I don't understand what kind of dumbass wouldn't erase that site from their history IMMEDIATELY. If you have half-a-brain about you, and you're interested in self-preservation, don't even give mom or dad a chance to see that website. How can people be so dumb? I suppose it's possible...Milo.

The next two posts or so will be those that I wish to carry over from the old site. Those most-likely being Memoirs of Bonnaroo 2004 and The Tales of Brave Ulysses.

So, yeah. Um. I'm getting a new digital camera tomorrow. I have about $300 to work with. If anyone has any suggestions as to what I should get, please don't hesitate to leave me a comment with your name on it.

No pictures this time, but the next new post will probably regard my trip to The University of Montevallo's orientation celebration, and the hilarity that ensues.

Until then, here's some crazy pictures you might not have seen.



Some crazy headlights and stuff taken over Christmas break.



My favorite driver, Ian, takes me to Zaxby's over the winter holidays.



A picture of Justin F. taken sometime last summer.



Lastly we have, what is probably, my favorite picture EVER. Here is Sean looking more sinister than Shredder and Darth Vader combined.

Okay, Holla.